Martha, I am not.

But thankfully she wrote a book. A really big book.

The guy who cut my hair today mentioned this book and how much he loves it. He loves Martha too.

He also gives great haircuts. In fact, there is a good possibility that he has just given me the greatest hair cut I have ever had but I won't know until tomorrow when I have to do it myself. That is always the indicator of a great hair cut.

Back to Martha, So she wrote this book on everything you could possibly need to know to have a clean house. She even gives you a cleaning schedule as a guide, which I need because I have zero discipline to create my own list.

She goes room by room telling you how to care for things. My favorite part was about the laundry because I really wants white towels and she gives you ideas how to achieve that. Another favorite part is where she has a picture and describes what each individual kitchen utensil does.

Now I am not stupid, I know how to clean a house. But I am not efficient or really good at at. As we all know Martha is as clean and perfect as it gets. If I can get to maybe 2% Martha rating I will be doing well.

Here's to house cleaning! (what?)